Hello

Hello Allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady It's so nice to meet you It's been a long time I'm sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym checking me out? Any second I'm 'bout To stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh! Jackpot! Yeah, 'Open Sesame' mouth Down the hatch and the feeling you can't match it I rap-tap-tap on your door with a damn ratchet Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet A knapsack packed with like 40-some Xanaxes Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Formula 40-40 and 40s with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch I'm back at you Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello" And are you menstruating baby, my little friend's waiting to say "hello" The way your titties are wiggling and your booty's shaking like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello" My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extra-curriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun? But what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we umm? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzalez to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello" And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello" Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word I second that and I third, Rush to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased He's no longer getting them free Hundred bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully search the den Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone tryna rustle up muscle relaxers For his back and a couple of Paxils Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumbling back Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm busting a rap Resuscitated and rejuved so fuck it, I'm back Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello" And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow, Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello" And so I'm saying, Hello allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady So nice to meet you It's been a long time I'm sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you It's like starting over Clean slate