Skoal, Chevy, And Browning

He was old-school as huntin' in a flannel Took me with him slap middle of the rut I was tryin' to get me one for the mantle He was tryin' to fill the Frigidaire up We met back at his C-10 custom He was waitin' with a doe and a beer I said, "I coulda killed a dozen of 'em" He said, "Hell, why ain't one here?" He told me hold the light, pulled out a buck knife We talked about life while I held the left leg Went from girls to God, politics and dogs Said I'd been lost, so Uncle Joe said "If you're gonna be a friend Be a friend like Skoal, always there in a pinch If you're gonna love a woman, you got To love her like a Chevy, buddy, steady like a rock If something's on your mind, got somethin' to say Do it like your Browning, try to shoot 'em straight Hell, just look around ya, be Skoal, Chevy, and Browning" Said, "That's some shit I shoulda told your cousin 'Fore he got caught up in that mess Wherever he is, I hope he knows I love him I'd just hate to see you be next" Said, "That's enough of that," threw a back strap On a hot black cast iron skillet with some Dale's While I was half beer drinkin' and half clear thinkin' to myself If you're gonna be a friend Be a friend like Skoal, always there in a pinch If you're gonna love a woman, you got To love her like a Chevy, buddy, steady like a rock If something's on your mind, got somethin' to say Do it like your Browning, try to shoot 'em straight Hell, just look around ya, be Skoal, Chevy, and Browning Yeah, he was old-school as huntin' in a flannel Took me with him slap middle of the rut I was tryin' to get me one for the mantle But I left with somethin' better in the truck If you're gonna be a friend Be a friend like Skoal, always there in a pinch If you're gonna love a woman, you got To love her like a Chevy, buddy, steady like a rock If something's on your mind, you've got somethin' to say Do it like your Browning, try to shoot 'em straight Hell, just look around ya, be Skoal, Chevy, and Browning Be simple as Skoal, Chevy, and Browning