Wish You Were Gay

"Baby, I don't feel so good" Six words you never understood "I'll never let you go" Five words you'll never say Aw I laugh along like nothing's wrong Four days has never felt so long If three's a crowd and two was us One slipped away I just wanna make you feel okay But all you do is look the other way I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay I just kinda wish you were gay Is there a reason we're not through? Is there a twelve step just for you? Our conversation's all in blue Eleven "hey"s (hey, hey, hey, hey) Ten fingers tearing out my hair Nine times you never made it there I ate alone at seven, you were six minutes away Yay How am I supposed to make you feel okay When all you do is walk the other way? I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay I just kinda wish you were gay To spare my pride To give your lack of interest an explanation Don't say, I'm not your type Just say that I'm not your preferred sexual orientation I'm so selfish But you make me feel helpless, yeah And I can't stand another day Stand another day I just wanna make you feel okay But all you do is look the other way Hmm I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay I just kinda wish you were gay I just kinda wish you were gay I just kinda wish you were gay